thehurryandharm:

you know, all this “girls stop putting nice guys in the friendzone” shit is really grinding my gears.
I was put in the friendzone for two and a half years, he’s now my boyfriend, and i call him ugly when he makes me blush and we play hide and seek with his little sister for fun.
anyway moral of the story: STOP COMPLAINING AND WORK HARDER TO GET OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE DAMN IT.


thehurryandharm:

What if we get to heaven and Jesus is black and gay?

There’s a big fuck you to all the haters.


thehurryandharm:

bachelorette cake



thehurryandharm:

You’re the kind of boy that I would say “I’m good” to, instead of “I’m fine.” when asked how I am.